[ Thursday morning, after a restful (?) evening post-performance, some of you might be venturing out to campus again to spend another fun-filled day in eternal damnation.
But as it turns out nowhere is safe in this hellscape. Stepping outside, there's another resounding, violent BANG. As the smoke clears, anyone outside in the quad of the campus will find a small crater in the ground surrounded by chunks of cake and frosting.
It doesn't seem to end though. Another BANG sounds off from the planetarium, smoke billowing out the door. Soon, the loud, lone rumbling of swiftly tilting planets can be heard as one of the models begins to roll, right out the door and plowing down anyone in its path.
Just as it stops outside…it explodes in a shower of plaster, plastic, cake and frosting. You might be smacked in the head with planet parts? The inside of the planetarium next to the models is also covered in cake? Why. Just…why. ]
A THING, THURSDAY
But as it turns out nowhere is safe in this hellscape. Stepping outside, there's another resounding, violent BANG. As the smoke clears, anyone outside in the quad of the campus will find a small crater in the ground surrounded by chunks of cake and frosting.
It doesn't seem to end though. Another BANG sounds off from the planetarium, smoke billowing out the door. Soon, the loud, lone rumbling of swiftly tilting planets can be heard as one of the models begins to roll, right out the door and plowing down anyone in its path.
Just as it stops outside…it explodes in a shower of plaster, plastic, cake and frosting. You might be smacked in the head with planet parts? The inside of the planetarium next to the models is also covered in cake? Why. Just…why. ]