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👑😈🍹 ([personal profile] hellscapes) wrote in [community profile] superhell2022-10-08 03:44 pm
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INTRO WEEKEND

Wow. What a wild time, huh? Maybe you remember everything clearly, or maybe you don't, but the fact of the matter is that you all have one thing in common right now.

You died! Congratulations, and welcome!

But you know…gee. There sure are a lot of you coming in all at once. It seems like you'll have to wait a little while your files are processed and assignments are made. Don't worry, it shouldn't take that long…probably.

On the bright side, you're not left out in the cold! No, no, on the contrary you'll find that the air is just bordering on the edge of too-warm despite the lack of windows around you. And actually, it looks like there's only one door to this room. The iron bars stretch far and wide, locked tight and holding you inside for the time being. As you slowly regain consciousness, your eyes will adjust to the light and you'll come to realize that you were oh-so-gracefully dropped on the hard concrete floor of this jail cell. It's hard to miss the fact that there's so many of you when you're all locked in the same room. It's also hard to miss that you're all dressed in the same outfit. Anything you had on your person at your time of death appears to be missing, and that includes any fatal injuries. Lucky you!

This cell's not so bad. It's big enough that you're not completely piled on top of each other. You can walk around a little and even peer out through the bars to catch a glimpse down the hall and through the exit to what looks a fiery, bright landscape outside. Sad to say though, you can't decipher any sort of details about where you are. Regardless of how hard you try, you can't find a way out or a way to break the lock.

May as well settle in, hm? There are plenty of cots pushed against the walls of the cell (though you may have to share, unless you want to sleep on the floor.) They're not the most comfortable either, and there aren't any pillows or blankets for you. There are two bathroom stalls in opposite corners with a sink between them and a used bar of soap threatening to slip down the drain. You can't find any towels to dry your hands with, but you have jumpsuits. It'll be fine.

For those of you who're feeling a bit peckish, look no further than the buffet bar! Of course, it's only filled with non-perishable foods such as canned meats, powdered milk, Twinkies, easy mac, dry rice and other items that absolutely require a stove or a microwave to consume properly. You can look around, but it's pretty obvious you don't have any way of heating any of it. You don't even have proper utensils to use. But, like, bon appétit or whatever.

Strangely enough, in the corner of the cell closest to the door there appears to be a telephone with a sign taped over it. You could take a look if you want, really, but would a sign lie to you? Just like that? ...seriously, try not to have any emergencies.

Anyway, uh...good luck? Do us all a favor and try not to die (again) before the registration period's over.
Hello, and welcome to [community profile] superhell! Very excited to have you guys here, so let's go over a few notes!

-You do not have your clothes or your items! Those are elsewhere, you can deal with these jumpsuits for now. However, for the rule of funny, we will allow accessories to remain. Let us know if you're not sure if something counts.

-You may start PCs! Like, you're in a jail cell and there's only a certain amount of spaces you can go, but you can definitely start them. Just be sure to report them please.

-IC profiles are not common knowledge at this time, and you do not have your game-provided cell phones yet! You also do not know about these phones yet.

-Throughout the weekend we will have a few small surprises for you guys, so stay tuned and watch the Discord announcements.

-Have fun!!


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