[ yall know what time it is. lu bixing claps loudly to get the attention of the room, and stands next to one of their Safety Guy Fieris. ]

...Alright, well. With the information we have, let's do like we normally do and check for injuries. Please expect to be checked by more than one pair of eyes, and be cooperative. Answer questions to the best of your abilities. If you have a special request about who checks you, I'd ask at this point to allow more than one person to do so. I'm happy to check anyone, judgement free.

[ make more friends challenge ]

That's it. All hands on deck, everyone.

[ hold for top levels please ]