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๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿน ([personal profile] hellscapes) wrote in [community profile] superhell2023-01-22 11:19 pm
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INTRO WEEKEND - SUNDAY


Well hey there! Have you been getting along with your fellow newly dead? Sure hope so! The jail cell's probably starting to feel a little cramped by now, huh? Without a way to tell the time or even guess what day it is, you might be feeling a little stir-crazy. The buffet is starting to run low, the soap is just about gone, and you're likely on the last square of toilet paper. Yikes.

You don't have time to worry about those things though before a faint sound breaks through the chatter of you and your cellmates. It's quiet at first, hard to pinpoint and very far away. It gradually begins to grow louder, and soon you may come to recognize them as church bells.

Without warning, all of the lights go out. Silk-like hands wind around your face, tying a thick piece of fabric over your eyes before you're forced to march forward. Try not to move too fast, lest you bump right into the person ahead of you. You can hear the cell door swinging open, and soon after there's the sound of something like water lapping against a shoreline. You take a few steps forward, but as you come to a stop you feel yourself sway in place briefly before promptly passing out.

Whoops.

When you come to, you're aware you're in another location. A tomato-y smell wafts through the air, and a slight draft blows through the room before a door slams shut behind you. Your blindfolds fall off with ease and you regain control of your limbs just in time to see the lights flickering on and off rather quickly.

"Welcomeโ€ฆto Hellโ€ฆ" a few voices say, tone low and dreary. The lights flicker faster and the voices chant the same mantra in rapid succession before there's suddenly a startled yell. With the rhythm lost, the lights flip back on and a dormitory common room comes into view.

The TV is playing some kind of gardening show with the volume low, and the remote is nowhere to be seen. There's plenty of seating for everyone whether you choose to sit on a couch, a beanbag, or the floor. Of course, if you sit on the floor you run the risk of sitting in a pile of confetti or on a used party popper. How messy. From here you can see the stairwells leading upward, but given the baby gates that have been set up it doesn't seem like you're going to leave anytime soon. Likewise, the front door to leave the dorm all together has been locked. What's your hurry? Stay awhile. Lunch has been provided in the form of lukewarm cafeteria-style pizza with cups of flat soda to wash it down. There's plenty of that for everyone, too. However, it seems like someone beat you to the welcome party; there's a sheet cake sitting on the other end of the table but it's already half-eaten. It doesn't even appear to have been cut into neat slices, so, uh, scoop some up if you want. There's also a life-size cut-out of this dapper gentleman for some reason.

You're probably distracted by what's at the front of the room, however. Standing below the hanging welcome sign are six figures. They might seem a little intimidating given their size in comparison to you, but don't be shy! Each one bears a name tag introducing themselves as your personal demons, eager to please and ready to help...probably.

Okay, fine, that's a stretch. But they do seem to be here to greet you and supply you with a few things. To the demons' left is a table with room keys and cell phones for each of you. Your keys are labeled with your names and room numbers, but you can always check the directories on the walls in case you get lost. Meanwhile, not only can your phones make calls, they already have a few apps on them including a radio, a camera app, and something called Bicker, a social media app where you can share your thoughts about Hell via text, photos or videos. Be sure to check out the profiles of your new mutuals! You won't be able to unfollow anybody for a while, but you can bug them to your heart's content.

Most importantly, to the demons' right is a whiteboard that looks as though it's seen better days given the sheer amount of marked-up scribbles on its surface. There may have been useful information on the board once, but now there's only two messages remaining.

SATAN'S HOUSE PARTY
SEVEN WEEKS AND SIX DAYS FROM TODAY

WELCOME TO HELL
Q&A IS NOW IN SESSION


Welcome to orientation. You're bound to have plenty of questions by now, right? Feel free to mingle and get to know your demons before exploring the dorm. Any attempt to jump the baby gates immediately will end in the gates rising up to block you, but we're sure you'll figure out how to get around those sooner or later.


Hello, happy Sunday! Thanks for playing with us so far. Here's some new notes!

-You are now able to explore the dormitories! Please check the dorm page for information about the building, what's available, and for your rooming assignments.

-You do not have to stay with your assigned dormmate for your whole stay, it's just for fun.

-You do not have to ICly stay for the whole Q&A! If your character would just disappear and try to jump the baby gates, they can do that. They will be stopped on their first attempt but they are free to go after that.

-For anyone talking to the NPCs, please stick with one for now just for mod loads! We will let you know when we are open to you guys tagging more than one.


eleusinia: (pic#16231412)

[personal profile] eleusinia 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ me forgetting some vegetarians are ok with dairy ]

I would hope not!
ontrend: (054)

[personal profile] ontrend 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[texts back - ]

yo!
bookpapers: (me first!)

[personal profile] bookpapers 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
A personal demon who performs?
pathopen: (Interior)

[personal profile] pathopen 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if it's the exact time I died. I'll just be caught and beaten to death again.
preordain: (pic#16188231)

[personal profile] preordain 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It would just be useful to know.
ontrend: (083)

[personal profile] ontrend 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[


pats his shoulder.]
engineers: (today's date is 7/14/21)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SORRY HE'S JUST SHOOK he like comes back to normal when blue hawaiian pokes his cheek, shaking his head like a dog. ]

I just - well, I didn't think that was even possible. Interesting! That's really it? Win the drinking contest from hell, go home? I guess we all have to win, then, not just one person? I have a lot of questions.
preordain: (pic#16188237)

[personal profile] preordain 2023-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you can let the others do the work?
engineers: (tested positive for hydration)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-02-05 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ :O ]

But not to yours? Could I ask what form of life forms you're often around?
astika: (tmor-7-2)

[personal profile] astika 2023-02-05 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yama wouldn't be caught dead partying.
astika: (tmor-8-2)

[personal profile] astika 2023-02-05 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Humans.

[you asked what life forms he's often around, not what he is]
forefall: (that you are a semblance)

[personal profile] forefall 2023-02-05 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she's very slow at tech, so it's going to be a delayed reaction. ]

.... Why?
greatvalue: (139)

[personal profile] greatvalue 2023-02-05 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[STOP. He's already mortified as it is, moving down to his pinned beek.]

They're all stupid. Who wrote this?
psynchronise: (05)

[personal profile] psynchronise 2023-02-05 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen.

...




Bribing any politician is a good use of time in my book. Especially the ones who are assholes.
engineers: (imagine how cheap plane tickets)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-02-05 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... So... it sounds like we're going to be doing the drinking training...


[ he can't resist




he can't ]


.... from hell!
ontrend: (092)

[personal profile] ontrend 2023-02-05 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oops, sorry!

[kuranosuke does not sound sorry at all, but plops down on the ground in front of the couch and looks at the tv.]

Watching TV on the job, huh? Can't say I blame you. This place seems like the pits.
onlythans: (๐Ÿ’” that i've got the key)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-05 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, a tomestone. Great. And profiles of all the assembled, which he really ought to be reading and considering, except that then he finds his own and —

Ah.

And it seems that as soon as it's available, he's decided to take Blue Hawaiian's advice, because he instantly heads off for the dorms; when he returns a little while later, he's definitely not wearing his jumpsuit anymore, his hair is aggressively towel-dried, and he's quite a bit less forthcoming with conversation than he's been, historically.

Leave him alone, it's brooding time now.]