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👑😈🍹 ([personal profile] hellscapes) wrote in [community profile] superhell2023-01-22 11:19 pm
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INTRO WEEKEND - SUNDAY


Well hey there! Have you been getting along with your fellow newly dead? Sure hope so! The jail cell's probably starting to feel a little cramped by now, huh? Without a way to tell the time or even guess what day it is, you might be feeling a little stir-crazy. The buffet is starting to run low, the soap is just about gone, and you're likely on the last square of toilet paper. Yikes.

You don't have time to worry about those things though before a faint sound breaks through the chatter of you and your cellmates. It's quiet at first, hard to pinpoint and very far away. It gradually begins to grow louder, and soon you may come to recognize them as church bells.

Without warning, all of the lights go out. Silk-like hands wind around your face, tying a thick piece of fabric over your eyes before you're forced to march forward. Try not to move too fast, lest you bump right into the person ahead of you. You can hear the cell door swinging open, and soon after there's the sound of something like water lapping against a shoreline. You take a few steps forward, but as you come to a stop you feel yourself sway in place briefly before promptly passing out.

Whoops.

When you come to, you're aware you're in another location. A tomato-y smell wafts through the air, and a slight draft blows through the room before a door slams shut behind you. Your blindfolds fall off with ease and you regain control of your limbs just in time to see the lights flickering on and off rather quickly.

"Welcome…to Hell…" a few voices say, tone low and dreary. The lights flicker faster and the voices chant the same mantra in rapid succession before there's suddenly a startled yell. With the rhythm lost, the lights flip back on and a dormitory common room comes into view.

The TV is playing some kind of gardening show with the volume low, and the remote is nowhere to be seen. There's plenty of seating for everyone whether you choose to sit on a couch, a beanbag, or the floor. Of course, if you sit on the floor you run the risk of sitting in a pile of confetti or on a used party popper. How messy. From here you can see the stairwells leading upward, but given the baby gates that have been set up it doesn't seem like you're going to leave anytime soon. Likewise, the front door to leave the dorm all together has been locked. What's your hurry? Stay awhile. Lunch has been provided in the form of lukewarm cafeteria-style pizza with cups of flat soda to wash it down. There's plenty of that for everyone, too. However, it seems like someone beat you to the welcome party; there's a sheet cake sitting on the other end of the table but it's already half-eaten. It doesn't even appear to have been cut into neat slices, so, uh, scoop some up if you want. There's also a life-size cut-out of this dapper gentleman for some reason.

You're probably distracted by what's at the front of the room, however. Standing below the hanging welcome sign are six figures. They might seem a little intimidating given their size in comparison to you, but don't be shy! Each one bears a name tag introducing themselves as your personal demons, eager to please and ready to help...probably.

Okay, fine, that's a stretch. But they do seem to be here to greet you and supply you with a few things. To the demons' left is a table with room keys and cell phones for each of you. Your keys are labeled with your names and room numbers, but you can always check the directories on the walls in case you get lost. Meanwhile, not only can your phones make calls, they already have a few apps on them including a radio, a camera app, and something called Bicker, a social media app where you can share your thoughts about Hell via text, photos or videos. Be sure to check out the profiles of your new mutuals! You won't be able to unfollow anybody for a while, but you can bug them to your heart's content.

Most importantly, to the demons' right is a whiteboard that looks as though it's seen better days given the sheer amount of marked-up scribbles on its surface. There may have been useful information on the board once, but now there's only two messages remaining.

SATAN'S HOUSE PARTY
SEVEN WEEKS AND SIX DAYS FROM TODAY

WELCOME TO HELL
Q&A IS NOW IN SESSION


Welcome to orientation. You're bound to have plenty of questions by now, right? Feel free to mingle and get to know your demons before exploring the dorm. Any attempt to jump the baby gates immediately will end in the gates rising up to block you, but we're sure you'll figure out how to get around those sooner or later.


Hello, happy Sunday! Thanks for playing with us so far. Here's some new notes!

-You are now able to explore the dormitories! Please check the dorm page for information about the building, what's available, and for your rooming assignments.

-You do not have to stay with your assigned dormmate for your whole stay, it's just for fun.

-You do not have to ICly stay for the whole Q&A! If your character would just disappear and try to jump the baby gates, they can do that. They will be stopped on their first attempt but they are free to go after that.

-For anyone talking to the NPCs, please stick with one for now just for mod loads! We will let you know when we are open to you guys tagging more than one.


toyska: zassyoku_dd @ twitter (I'm a villain)

[personal profile] toyska 2023-02-06 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just holds out his hand expectantly

Where's his drink!!!]
tearduct: (pic#16181859)

[personal profile] tearduct 2023-02-06 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Once. Ryo took me to one.
toyska: (Now brother for the fun you had)

[personal profile] toyska 2023-02-06 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
toyska: (They may think they'd never choose)

[personal profile] toyska 2023-02-06 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[jk he just politely hands it back]

Suit yourselves. [He personally wouldn't want to babysit a group of people who clog toilets and bust walls down with their heads but y'all do you]
engineers: (some water)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-02-06 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH NOOOOO SHGDSKJH he like

doesn't laugh by some sheer miracle, but he does cough suspiciously into his shoulder. ]


Emergency functions, huh...?

[ popcorn wiggles over and puts his head on the gauntlet. :( ]
failbo: (If only I could)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, y-yes, good idea.

[Filbo stares at his phone.

.......

How does one even use this thing?]


Hahaha, hey, confession: first time I see this kind of device.

[He got to see the profiles only because he saw others doing it, so he imitated them. He has no idea how one is supposed to do anything with this device in the first place]
failbo: And I've been so good, (l've been so good this year)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, yeah, they sure do! I-It's...

[He thinks back to the whole incident with the jumpsuit in the holding cell a while ago.]

You know what, I think I'm officially banning myself from being anywhere near fire. For...safety reasons.
failbo: (I've been so good)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-06 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Filbo gets patted on the shoulder, he looks at Hunter, a little bit lost, before he manages to recover, but it's so obviously him trying to not worry someone else over things that happened in the past, even if it was recent]

...d-don't worry, buddy! I'm a-okay.
birdeater: (j43)

[personal profile] birdeater 2023-02-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe that explains why your head is so big.
bookpapers: (lenalee... wails)

[personal profile] bookpapers 2023-02-06 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lavi also thinks back on the incident with the jumpsuit,]

I'd say 'good thinking', but... [FILBO WE'RE IN HELL] You think one of those demons could lend you an extinguisher?
failbo: (But what if sad thoughts come)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-06 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...at this point I'm glad it was asked directly like that, I guess.

[Filbo definitely said that to himself before looking at Chandra. After spending hours being called a monster, a demon, and being looked at like he's the weirdest creature in the world, someone just walking forth and asking to his face 'so what are you' is a refreshing change]

I'm a grumpus. Nice to meet you, uh...sorry, I haven't caught onto what you and everyone else are.

[Humans? Never met them until this stint in hell, yeah]
armedmascot: (guns for toys)

[personal profile] armedmascot 2023-02-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is so unamused ]

Gee, thanks.

What's my consolation prize?
anothen: (pic#16234258)

[personal profile] anothen 2023-02-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
A farm... Like a garden. It is a pity there isn't one that you know of.

[ garden. NOT THEM LIKE HYDRA?? ]

Normally, six which is less than the nine that Heracles conquered during his trials. Still, I think it's a feat! Heracles only needed to slay the hydra once, but I have to face it every time I climb the Underworld. Not that I'm saying I could ever compare to a hero valiant, of course.

All sorts of fish. Sometimes crustaceans. Did you know some fish can live in lava? Fish in the afterlife are resilient. [ .... ] I... Think you just cut the fish?

[ he doesn't know ]
anothen: (pic#14376507)

[personal profile] anothen 2023-02-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
... I thought he was a chef? These all sound like battles.

Or I think they sound like battles.
birdeater: (pic#16232210)

[personal profile] birdeater 2023-02-07 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
The beetle I know back home has a smaller head than you, but if you say so.
Edited 2023-02-07 00:55 (UTC)
reignite: (pic#16053609)

[personal profile] reignite 2023-02-07 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
That is more or less what it is, humans obtaining some power that puts them just above those that cannot. Above those you would see no more as just regular citizens, but not high enough to consider them a higher power.

[ only a step upward. ]

We are in a sense. Reaching a certain godhood, a divine being, some kind of deity- there are a few ways to describe what we are.
reignite: (✰ it feels so good)

[personal profile] reignite 2023-02-07 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ "whatever"??? ]

Do you like anything?