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zagreus, prince of the underworld ([personal profile] anothen) wrote in [community profile] superhell 2023-02-06 07:34 pm (UTC)

Oh, I meant a gathering place for grains and the like? I see... No chef. Well, I'm sure we can make do.

[ He has accepted life is like this. No problem. ]

See, Lord Purple Monster, I acquired the Rod of Fishing from the contractor in the House of Hades, using the precious diamonds I gathered slaying the wretched Hydra in the lava trenched fields of Asphodel! Not once, but multiple times, all their heads were felled by my infernal arms. Poseidon, my uncle, god of the sea, sensed its presence in the Underworld when I looked to climb my father's realms once more and offered me a legendary boon... Fish would flock to me despite knowing it would spell their end.

... Then I just fish them out and give my catch to our chef. He makes some mean sashimi. Decadent.

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