[ first to your left as you enter, you'll find a blue demon standing up near the entrance, holding their color-coded cellphone. they seem to be texting and ignoring everyone ... until they suddenly turn off the phone if anyone tries to look too closely and lazily wave in greeting with their free hand. (is that a hand.) ]

Welcome~ Your admissions to Hell have been processed. [ they maybe sound a little too cheerful about that. considering the subject. ] You should go ahead and grab your assigned room keys and take a shower before we pass out from the smell.