[ RUNS HERE LATE AND DROPS A FIT persephone spends most of the night hovering rather than on foot because walking is for losers. at one of the tables, she idly shuffles a deck of cards between tiny sips... but if approached, she'll just glance around really quick and say in a hushed tone: ]

So, like, there's no rule saying we have to do Satan's Cup. Wanna just, I don't know, play Go Fish or Crazy Eights instead?