superhell | WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME

Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.

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party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!

Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.

But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.

Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:

Akira Fudo
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis

The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.

Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!

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While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.

WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)

Thank you, and have fun!

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[He is here with cards and the drinks. He sort of spreads them out if anyone seems interested so they are ripe for the picking. Do the worst, his life is already hell.]

Guess it isn't a bad time to cause some chaos.

[drapes over him because touch week but also because it's akira.

she puts a 9 in his hand.]

[Me forgetting he is short every single time always. He allows this. He looks at the 9.

Wow.]

Yeah, okay. I'm ready. What am I doing?

I dare you to fit as many marshmallows as you can in your mouth and then recite the alphabet at someone.

[NOT THE CHUBBY BUNNY............. He puts the nine back in and hands her the deck so he can wander off for a minute.]

Hang on.

[hands him a jack]

Pick a secret, then.

[GOD. Closes my eyes in secrets. He looks thoughtfully at the card, then around.]

The girl I liked from home. I've had her head in my closet since we got here.

Oh.

[that's so sad, but she nods in understanding.]

I have someone from home's head in my closet as well.

[im losing it.] But he isn't anyone I was fond of. I'm glad you have a part of her here with you.

[the fact that she knew this about akira but not harrow]

-- Sorry, you brought his head?

I didn't intend to! But yes, it's under my bed.

[hhhhhhhhhhhhh]

This is one of those nickel moments.

[... he glances at this conversation

glances at the rest of the group like are y'all hearing this]

[ this sure is happening just slowly raises brows! ]

... This is normal, maybe. I think?

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[VERY FUNNY THAT THIS ACTUALLY RELIEVES HIM? Bonding over shared closet heads......... He also looks surprised, though.]

Really...? [They both just had heads.] It sounds weird, but... me too. Sorry yours wasn't...

[Someone good?]

[it's so normal to her. she nods.]

He was a corpse who was being animated by another necromancer, feigning being a living person. I undid her work, and then realized others would think I had murdered him, so of course I cremated the body and saved the head in my closet. For some reason it came here with me.

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[out of nowhere several skeletons are going to try to grab him and dunk him in the pool.]

[HELP ME]

What the--?! GAH! How are you guys so strong when you're just bones?! Wait, wa--!

[HE CAN'T GO FURRY, OR HE'LL RIP HIS CLOTHES AND WILL BE NAKED THROUGH THE REST OF THE PARTY. He gets slam dunked into the pool.]

[thank you for letting her dunk him.]

My dare is fulfilled...I now owe you a card.

[There are so many floats in the pool that when he comes up, it's through the hole of one of them. Only his eyes are looking over.]

Shouldn't I owe you a card to make up for this?!

[god.]

...Yes, what I mean is, I will do one if you draw it for me. Since I chose you as you were unlikely to struggle too much.

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[ 8! ]

A new rule?

[YOU RUNNING WITH ALL OF THESE.]

A new rule...? Okay. Hmm. [Thoughtful.] Dares can't be backed out of it. If you get a dare, you gotta do it. No take backs.

LKGkls lkgs, kla!

You good, man?!

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[ Thumbs up! ]