WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME

[hellscapes]

Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.

Your Personal Demons

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party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!

Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.

But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.

Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:

Akira Fudo
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis

The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.

Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!

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While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.

WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)

Thank you, and have fun!

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Comments

[murderofwoes]

I'm doing what I can considering the circumstances.

[ house parties... hisses ]

[bileygr]

I'd do the same most of the time, so I could hardly fault you.

Did you ever consider allowing me to take a look at your mystery novel draft?

[murderofwoes]

I did. I don't have it with me here, however. I keep it secured in my room.

[bileygr]

That's a shame. I'd ask if we could slip away, but if that was possible, I'd imagine you'd be long gone from here.

[ Assigned willful hikikomori. ]

[murderofwoes]

I'm contractually obligated to work this party.

[ flips a page. she is working so hard. ]

[bileygr]

And you're currently working so hard at it, cleaning up tables and everyone's grime.

[ Is maybe what the employee feedback will say. Maybe. ]

What's got your attention right now?

[ Aka WHAT YOU READING ]

[murderofwoes]

Yes. I'm the picture of a model employee.

[ deadpan. anyway, she'll show the book! ]

Dorian Gray. I've already read it before, but I didn't want to start anything new here of all places.

[bileygr]

If you worked at a mortuary, you probably would be.

[ Or, at least the model picture of what people think morticians look like. Anyway I love Dorian Grey. ]

A good classic should always bring you back. I rather like that one as well.

[murderofwoes]

I do know how to do a terrific autopsy.

[ casually. ]

It's a good one. I especially like the ending.

[bileygr]

The trials would've probably been done so much quicker if we had you doing the bodies every single week.

The lust for ephemeral beauty and worldly desires. You should watch out, everyone these days is more and more obsessed over shallow qualities.

[ Blames TikTok ]

[murderofwoes]

It's why they were so painful to watch.

[ everyone is so bad at bodies... smh... ]

Yes. I blame insipid little apps people constantly post on for validation.

[bileygr]

Yes, yes, we know you hate Bicker. Is dethroning the Bicker CEO a part of your hell reform plans?

[murderofwoes]

I'm not reforming Hell.

[bileygr]

You don't want to get rid of Bicker forever?

[murderofwoes]

Why, when I could simply not use a phone?

[bileygr]

You could use your phone in peace. There's some handy functions it offers, like note taking when there's no paper on hand.

[murderofwoes]

There is no functionality of a phone that will make me want to use it.

[bileygr]

You might need it to, oh, I don't know, keep in touch with a publisher. That's what I largely used mine for in life.

[murderofwoes]

They can use a crystal ball to contact me.