WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME 2

[hellscapes]

Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.

Your Personal Demons

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party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!

Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.

But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.

Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:

Akira Fudo
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis

The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.

Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!

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While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.

WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)

Thank you, and have fun!

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Comments

[outsidebones]

[damn. how did she fail sober. anyway, harrow is slightly awkward about the kindness, but.]

...Yes. As it is for me.

[she downs a shot that tastes like dirt, though and is like.]

Why were things rough with him? Tell me more.

[she's too distracted and misses her next chance! that's one success and two failures for each of us.

but i'm going to roll one more round so i can be in a place to tag chandra in. she drinks the drink menu, and [1d20+7] Roll: [7] Result: 14 succeeds! feel free to roll twice for alex next round too.]

...Interesting. Do you know anything about mythology, incidentally, Alex? As it turns out, I've had a trump card this entire time. You see, the Book of the Cosmos ranks all deities by their ability to win drinking contests, and there is one champion who is unbeatable. You made a mistake, letting us tag in our friends from the other side, as one of them is the one being who can never lose against you.

[cavaliered]

[should've gotten a better boat]

[twinsightful]

Now do you guys get why we set up events each week the way that we did? We had a feeling this would happen.

BEER PONG.

[awol]

[ hi hi cola! let's do 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds. jingheng has a modifier of +6. he'll step up to the table and gives her a nod. ]

Coin flip to see who goes first. I'll choose heads.

[reignite]

[ ]

[ontrend]

[watches...]

...well, it'll... work out. Somehow. Always does.

[bxkautx]

[ HIS ENERGY LEGS!!!!!! ]

I'm a little stressed, but I think hosting parties is always like that, at least a little. I'm still having fun.

What about you?

[ what a chill convo... she drank a yes men so she is more agreeable now. ]

[twinsightful]

[ jumps a lil with the pinchy. ]

Please know less about that.

[ontrend]

[he nods]

Yeah... makes sense.

[bookpapers]

Yeah!

[TO THE NOT-ASS-RATING PLAN PART]

Didn't stay for the rest of Never Have I Ever. Were there any interesting ones?

[twinsightful]

Maybe she'll agree after the contest when she isn't even aware of what she's agreeing to.

[toyska]

You'd get hold it over them forever if you won in their place, though.

[bookpapers]

[ig for the sake of this thread lavi took off bixing's eyepatch bc i don't want to imagine lavi smoking a pipe while blind like hua cheng even though it would be funny,

he takes it and puts it in his mouth.... i regret a lot of things but lavi doesn't so ig it's okay. surprisingly, he takes a pull and blows it out like someone who's done this before,]

I stole Gramps' pipe once when I was a kid.

[tearduct]

N-No, that's not what I meant. I mean, it wasn't me. I'm sorry about your brother.

[Whew. He manages to get the next two up there after missing the first time. But he truly fumbles the last glass with a 1, RIP. The whole thing goes tumbling down.

And she will feel shock and shame and failure seep across into her her.]

--Shit.

[twinsightful]

[ still snickering. ]

You yelled first.

[refate]

[ oh no ]

Yeah, go sit down. [ help your hanahaki. but he'll come join with his +5 modifier. ]

Hey. Hope you're having fun with the party still. [ that matters! but uh based on rolls, his first two pongs are successes. to go with those, his tongue is now rainbow colored and he's squinting against how brightly colored everything is while he turns into a fox just in his party clothes. ]

Oh god. Well, here goes. [ last one fails because he can't FUCKING SEE and now he has woo woo but. he can't see any asses from down here. ] Shit.

[cavaliered]

[throws something at him

idk what it's like a balled up flyer or something]

[psynchronise]

Uhhhh. What's the last one you remember?

[ other than the one where you outed your throuple to everyone ]

[nascens]

[THAT..........IS TRUE. Unfuckingfortunately this gets him to consider it a little.]

...We'll see how they fare.

[bxkautx]

Hey, I'm having a good time, that's all that matters. And I'd probably rate you like an eight, for the record!

[ NO ONE ASKED. alex manages to fix her second row... sloppily though... uh oh... ]

Also, have you considered washing your feet today?

[ I TRULY HATE IT HERE ]

[psynchronise]

You brought it into physical violence.

[twinsightful]

[ ...sigh. ]

We'll hope for the best and see what happens next. I guess.

[outsidebones]

[she comes back after tapping chandra in so fucking proud of herself for her master strategy play. she is an expert in the field of deity drinking contest prowess and knows that chandra is going to win for certain.]

Don't worry. We have this.

[nascens]

[IT DOINKS HIS NOGGIN and then immediately bursts into flame as it falls because he electrocuted it.]

[ontrend]

[he nods]

...yeah. We will. For now, let's cheer 'em on.