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superhell2023-04-01 01:53 pm
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WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME 2
Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.
Your Personal Demons 
@ hellpers
Professional account for all demonized announcements!
Joined February 20XX - 37 followers
party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!
Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.
But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.
Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis
The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.
Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!
While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.
WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)
Thank you, and have fun!
DRINK OFF
On your turn you may RNG what drink you get - and because these are small shots, the effect will not last nearly as long as usual. (Perhaps even... only a comment or two!) Along with deciding your drink effect, you will also roll a d20 on each turn! You may interpret your success or failure from that D20 roll however you think is reasonable... And you do get a bonus. You may add to every roll the number you received on your final "congrats on raising your alcohol tolerance!" slip of paper. (EX: If your most recent slip says +5, you can add +5 to all of your rolls.) You may interpret this as sheer alcohol tolerance, or any Magic Shenanigans your character has to help themselves win.
You may challenge Satan to any one of the following games.
Stack Em - Take a shot, then use your empty shot-glass to build a pyramid. Start with 4 on the base level, then 3, 2, and 1 on top. The first level is easy, but be careful! In this challenge, drunken clumsiness could set back your progress. Build your pyramid first to win.
Flip Cup - Both sides of a long table are lined with 10 cups. Down your drink, then place your cup half off the edge of the table. Hit it from below as many times as it takes for it to land face down, then move on to your next drink. Clear your side of the table first to win.
When commenting, please put the name of the game in the subject line for mod ease, and please let us know what your deciding scale is for your rolls (e.g. if you would consider all odd numbers a pass and all evens a fail, 1-10 a fail and 11-20 a pass, etc.)
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BEER PONG
Yo, Satan! Beer pong work for you?
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FLIP CUP
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BEER PONG
boy that's a different feeling. ]
Might as well get started, right?
[ going with evens to pass, odds to fail! also rng really gave him y'know, like, nya? for his first drink. christ. ]
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FLIP CUP
for consistency, same rules as ryo! evens pass, odds fail!]
I'm ready when you are.
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STACK EM
also since i do not think anyone could possibly fail to stack the bottom row, do you wanna just RNG 4 drinks to start from and say they both succeeded at that, and then the 5 successes can be for getting the other 6 on there?]
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Stack Em
Yo. Long time no talk.
[He will take a shot to start. Well, I rolled a 1 so he already isn't able to stack this somehow even though he is making a BASE. HELP ME. He drops the shot glass, I guess.
Also, he now has two long, black ears on the side of his head.]
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FLIP CUP
Anyway he definitely doesn't look like he's particularly thrilled to be playing in a drinking contest with these kind of stakes against a literal teenage girl — hellion or not — so he's keeping his attention focused on the cups rather than on small talk.]
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STACK EM
Wow, okay, um... I guess we're doing this. [ she raises a random shot glass to alex! ] May the soberest person win?
[ ok to speed things along actually i got 2 successes and 2 fails so she currently has 2/4 of her bottom row set up. the drinks i got mean that she has higher tolerance, is now a bitch, coughs up petals all over her side of the table, and looks like filbo. help. ]
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A new challenger approaches!! Let's do this~
Coin toss to decide who goes first okay? I'll take tails, if so.
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[ BOUNDING OVER like a huge dog and/or bull in a china shop and immediately starting to yell ]
LET'S DO THIS THING, COMPADRE!
[ and then he slams both his fists into the table and with an (4+7) 11 he almost knocks over one of his own dang drinks but somehow miraculously launches the little pingpong ball into one of her cups entirely on accident ]
F--
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Coin flip to see who goes first. I'll choose heads.
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i mean like, of course bixing is doing the stacking game. drunk engineering. as he's stacking his four - drink 1 is out of my cage so satan gets to feel that bixing is happy and nervous and excited, drink 2 is like nya so he sprouts a pair of brown puppy ears and a tail that wags once behind him, drink 3 is a spoonful of sugar which has him mumble When you're found at the edge of the universe, sometimes one must become content to love the questions themselves and the fourth is dirt so he is immediately distracted from cosmic existential dread by hot gossip like elizabeth turan as he cheerfully stacks his fourth cup and asks: ]
Sooo, what were you the most invested in watching of all of the participants? Did you end up following anyone's 'storylines'?
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stack 'em!
anyway his first roll is going to be a 14+7 which i prerolled regardless of who is first! and in the process of setting up the first 4: he has red hair suddenly, which quickly changes to black because he is goth, his hair tentacles vanish and are replaced with a pair of horns for a body-part shift drink, and. uh.
love potion.]
Almost a shame to have to play against you.
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So... you've had a couple dozen shots already. How are you feeling?
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i'm sorry but he takes a sip and immediately glances down at alex's ass because that sure is fucking woo woo]
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PEANUT GALLERY
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[Give Satan hell! But yeah, predictably enough, Filbo is cheering]
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頑張ってよ!!
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Think they'll start off strong with all those earlier warm-ups?
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I hope they all had the Kudzu...
[SOME OF YOU ARE SOBER, RIGHT?]
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a couple people i messaged might find that it's a little easier for them to hold their liquor today. not that it does anything mechanically, but that's what she's focusing on while she sobers up.]
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he shouldn't be drinking but it's fine ]
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RESULTS
WINNERS
Mephisto on behalf of Kuranosuke
Filbo on behalf of Date
Lavi on behalf of Zelgadis
Chandra on behalf of Harrow
Thancred
Persephone
Kon on behalf of D.va
Rynlan
Tuuri on behalf of Itto
Figure it out. You have until tomorrow morning.
Per the rules set by the participants during Satan's Cup, the fate of all is now in the hands of the winners. But who counts as the winners...? Haha. Well. You'll have to figure that out for yourselves.
But don't worry. The house party will continue to go all night long. Help yourselves to drinks, music and food to celebrate or commiserate.
Just remember...you should finalize your final prize before the deadline. Tick tock.
PRIZE DISCUSSION
also everyone is invited to this discussion get your asses in here ]
Yo! Do we gotta talk about what I - Arataki "Oni King of the Party" Itto and Tuuri "Newly Appointed 2nd-2nd In Command Pending Approval by Shinobu" Hotakainen are gonna ask for? And I guess the rest of you or whatever.
IDEAS
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