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👑😈🍹 ([personal profile] hellscapes) wrote in [community profile] superhell2023-04-01 01:53 pm
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WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME 2


Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.


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party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!


Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.

But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.

Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:

Akira Fudo
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis


The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.

Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!

Personal Demons 🍹 Satan's Cup 🍹 Combat Stage 🍹 Party Games 🍹 Satan


While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.

WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)

Thank you, and have fun!

bxkautx: <user name=cakesugardraws site=tumblr.com> (pic#16247531)

[personal profile] bxkautx 2023-04-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ phew, okay!!! i'm fine with those rules. yes let's just. wow they both placed their 4 base glasses it was so easy.

alex wants to pick a fight. with that santa over there. also she's cold again. at least one of these drinks did nothing. thank god.

okay for her second row she got a 16+8 = 24. successfully making the second level, here... ]


T-this wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for that weird guy watching us. [ SHE'S SO COLD. ]
outsidebones: (💀 pectoral girdle)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2023-04-01 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[help i had to screenshot my four opening drinks because they were so lucky. newbie's shot is first and when she tastes it she will flash a smile at kon and lavi in the peanut gallery. then next is nectar. depression cleared. crops watered. the next shot turns her into a human. finally, she does one last shot and as she makes her base pyramid, gives alex a confident bark. being satan is extremely attractive, after all.]

...Ah, that one. Yes, he's a loathsome man, isn't he?

[unfortunately, she rolls a [1d20 + 7] Roll: [10] Result: 17 failure as she starts on the second row. the shot she takes is bazooka bubblegum, and as she turns into a cartoon kitty cat, she fumbles the first shotglass.]
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[personal profile] bxkautx 2023-04-01 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is so funny. happy human harrow ]

Look, if I'd seen him when I was a kid I'd be over the moon. But it's like - too little too late, man!

[ 19+8 27...! a failure on her side. the first level was so easy... ]
outsidebones: (💀 they fall from your head)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2023-04-01 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[she was a human for five minutes but now she's a cute animal crossing cat who can barely reach the table. problematic.

anyway she would have failed with a 27 but it was a nat 20 so she succeeds! she does a shot and then, with her little animal crossing face, she gives alex a wistful smile.]


My father used to tell me stories sometimes. Most of the time he was...busy, it was difficult to get his attention. But every so often, he'd sit with me as I did my evening prayers, and would tell me tales from the history of our House and family. It was nice, to spend time with him, even only for a moment, and for him to see me as his daughter.

[she blinks away the sad thought, and then absolutely masterfully puts her second level together with kitty paws before blinking back to human shape.]
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[personal profile] bxkautx 2023-04-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ alex takes a shot but with a 7+8 fails again... ]

... I don't think we have a lot in common, but I kind of get it. Things were always kind of rough with my dad, too. But we had a few good memories.

[ HELP. alex drinks and is suddenly... wow, sobered up! first and last time that drink will work on her! ]
outsidebones: (he made his way to the town saloon)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2023-04-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[damn. how did she fail sober. anyway, harrow is slightly awkward about the kindness, but.]

...Yes. As it is for me.

[she downs a shot that tastes like dirt, though and is like.]

Why were things rough with him? Tell me more.

[she's too distracted and misses her next chance! that's one success and two failures for each of us.

but i'm going to roll one more round so i can be in a place to tag chandra in. she drinks the drink menu, and [1d20+7] Roll: [7] Result: 14 succeeds! feel free to roll twice for alex next round too.]


...Interesting. Do you know anything about mythology, incidentally, Alex? As it turns out, I've had a trump card this entire time. You see, the Book of the Cosmos ranks all deities by their ability to win drinking contests, and there is one champion who is unbeatable. You made a mistake, letting us tag in our friends from the other side, as one of them is the one being who can never lose against you.
astika: (twisted bird-11-1)

[personal profile] astika 2023-04-01 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[chandra has to like

glance around at uriel/scaramouche/mephisto/zagreus/persephone to see who harrow means by this deity?????]


What the hell is she going on about?

[except presumably none of them get up and harrow taps him in and he's just ???????????????????

but ig he's up here now and he downs muistojakaa except he's apparently really struggling to recall a fond memory from the past? anyway he rolled a 17 + 4 for tolerance so. he's so caught up in trying to come up with something nostalgic and failing that he also just fails in life in general and does not make the next stack. three failures...]
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[personal profile] bxkautx 2023-04-01 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she did not actually want to get into her family problems so thank god chandra is here and so is this weird tangent. ]

Haha, what? I have no idea.

[ alex........ rolls a nat 1 and knocks over her entire pyramid. ]

Shit.
astika: (yjam-25-1)

[personal profile] astika 2023-04-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)







Well, better luck next time.

[I GOT AT LEAST ONE EVEN ROLL WE'LL JUST SAY IT'S FINE AND FREE COLA

he's leaving now to go fight scaramouche]
Edited 2023-04-02 00:06 (UTC)