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👑😈🍹 ([personal profile] hellscapes) wrote in [community profile] superhell2023-04-01 01:53 pm
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WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME 2


Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.


Your Personal Demons
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party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!


Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.

But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.

Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:

Akira Fudo
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis


The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.

Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!

Personal Demons 🍹 Satan's Cup 🍹 Combat Stage 🍹 Party Games 🍹 Satan


While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.

WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)

Thank you, and have fun!

firstandgreatest: (73.)

[personal profile] firstandgreatest 2023-04-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
So, when we ask for it, we just sound really in the dumps about it?
ontrend: (026)

[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on the logistics, I think? Like... is our asking gonna be broadcast live to all the demons who live in hell? Or just the announcement of it?

Because if it's just the announcement, Mephisto can just be like, "Praise me! You all owe your lives to me! Go on, ask nicely and I'll give you what you want since I hold your fates in my hand! But you have to thank me first!" and we can all act real butthurt about it.

You know, play it up for the cameras.
firstandgreatest: (11.)

[personal profile] firstandgreatest 2023-04-02 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, it's a cool sounding idea but ...

[ i mean. ]
ontrend: (037)

[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's like... we'd get what we want, but is the emotional toll worth it?
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[personal profile] firstandgreatest 2023-04-02 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Look, Mephisto is a winner and all same as us and he's chill and everything, but. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Uuuuuuuuuh indeed.
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[personal profile] greatvalue 2023-04-02 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever happens will become public knowledge. And what Harrowhark and I proposed to Malibu and Blue is that by making it sound like we're being punished by the results, Satan will look good and gain a better public opinion. You know, make it easier for her to pass policies.

If the demons like what happens here tomorrow enough, then the next group who comes after us might get the same opportunities.
ontrend: (014)

[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
So the winners have to make it look like we're really making the losers suffer...
greatvalue: (496)

[personal profile] greatvalue 2023-04-02 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. So it's important that we make it look cruel, even though it's not.

Harrowhark also proposed that you force us to keep our scrolls with us to post updates of our suffering every week. That way we can stay in touch with each other without making it look like a boon.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I like that. Constant updates of suffering! Or... "bragging" for the people who made it out, so the people left behind just have to seethe with jealousy?

And for the people who do make it out, we just make it so we're just, like, constantly haunted by the Bicker app. We get a new phone back in our world? Bicker. It's there. An uninstallable virus! A constant reminder of that time we died for two months and couldn't do anything about it.
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[personal profile] greatvalue 2023-04-02 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. That's a good clause to make sure we can't lose the app if we break our scrolls or whatever.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[grins]

I'll act real annoyed about not being able to uninstall this app to really sell it, but I better see you in my Bicker DMs a lot once you get back home, dude!
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[personal profile] greatvalue 2023-04-02 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try.

[but. he glances at the state of his world. help.]

Just don't get mad at me if it takes a while.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I won't be mad.

[a beat.]

I'll be worried.
teufelshund: (let's... go back to the hot dog factory)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-04-02 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd make it sound a little less corny than that.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? How would you make it sound?
teufelshund: (just plug in the area 51 answer)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-04-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, slightly more politician than cartoon villain? To make it a little more realistic.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, you make a pretty convincing cartoon villain.
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[personal profile] ontrend 2023-04-02 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGHS]