[ lets do odd success and even fail, with 1 always being a fail and 20 being a success! itto has a +7 ]
[ BOUNDING OVER like a huge dog and/or bull in a china shop and immediately starting to yell ]
LET'S DO THIS THING, COMPADRE!
[ and then he slams both his fists into the table and with an (4+7) 11 he almost knocks over one of his own dang drinks but somehow miraculously launches the little pingpong ball into one of her cups entirely on accident ]
BEER PONG
[ BOUNDING OVER like a huge dog and/or bull in a china shop and immediately starting to yell ]
LET'S DO THIS THING, COMPADRE!
[ and then he slams both his fists into the table and with an (4+7) 11 he almost knocks over one of his own dang drinks but somehow miraculously launches the little pingpong ball into one of her cups entirely on accident ]
F--