[ he tosses back a drink - and suddenly just looks incredibly depressed. he slouches. his expression is dark. this is the worst game he's ever played. this is so boring. he slowly begins to rap a somber despacito.

he rolls a 16 + 7 = 23 which is a success ........ but it just seems to make it worse. he sinks to the floor. ]

This just ain't doing it for me anymore. I think I gotta sit here for a bit. One of the boys has gotta ... take to the finish line ...

[ he lays over on his side. ]