WEEK SEVEN: ENDGAME 2

[hellscapes]

Rise and shine, little deadlings. It's the dawn of the final day. The oppressive heat of Hell seems to rise and fall around you, and no matter where you slept last night you'll find that all of the islands across this realm are buzzing with excitement. You all know what comes next. Take some time, gather yourselves, and maybe even have some breakfast. Pick out your best party outfits and brush up on your etiquette. At about eleven in the morning, all participants single-dead and double-dead will find themselves on the receiving end of a new DM.

Your Personal Demons

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party starts in an hour!! if you're not in line now, you're gonna miss the start!!

Better start making your way to those wrought-iron gates at the edge of the city. You can see it now, the giant mansion situated at the top of the volcano, but it's still a distance away. The line seems to crawl, slowly, and as you draw closer you'll see several demons and humans being let through and just as many being turned away. But you? Lucky you...as you approach, a flickering shadow three times your size looks you over before letting you through the gate. There's a bridge strung over a pool of lava, wobbling with your every step as your skin practically boils you alive.

But then...as you approach the front doors? The Mansion Welcomes You.

Come on in! You were invited, after all. The party's just getting started but there isn't a shortage of humans and demons already milling around the property as music blasts from all directions. Immediately as you enter, you'll see a large sign hanging in the foyer advertising today's drink-off. There's also a list of names under it:

Akira Fudo
Arataki Itto
Gideon Nav
Hana Song
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Hunter (Blonde)
Kaname Date
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
Lin Jingheng
Lu Bixing
Persephone
Rynlan Dawnslight
Ryo Asuka
Thancred Waters
Zelgadis

The drink-off itself isn't for another couple of hours though. So why not relax and enjoy the party? Mingle around, explore the house, make your way to the bar to grab a drink...and prepare to play for your life.

Hi and happy endgame everybody! We're so excited to see you here! Today's endgame activities are going to be a little fast and loose, so please be sure to check out the various top levels for what's available to you!

Personal Demons 🍹 Satan's Cup 🍹 Combat Stage 🍹 Party Games 🍹 Satan

While we have specific toplevels for various events, players are free to use this as a normal party mingle! You can toplevel with prompts in the house, making plans for challenging Satan, catching up, etc.

WE WILL START THE DRINK-OFF IN A FEW HOURS. All drink-off threads will be wrapped and finalized by 9pm EST/6pm PST (normal trial hours.)

Thank you, and have fun!

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Comments

[nascens]

That just makes it sound like an insult.

[HE DOESN'T HAVE A SOFTIE SIDE!!!!]

[ontrend]

[hisses like an angry cat]

[cavaliered]

Yippee. [she is watching harrow...]

[astika]

[









blasts lavi]

[nascens]

[At some point after he gets chucked back to the nuts:]

Congratulations, you did a job.

[reignite]

[ snorts at this ]

[astika]

[scara...

also]

... Oh, did Lavi actually win?

[ontrend]

[he really has to live with the knowledge that he's only getting out of hell because mephisto won beer pong]

[engineers]

[ sits next to her on the floor and gives the pompoms a little shake. he'll cheer loudly for you gideon ]

Come on, Harrow, you got this!

[bookpapers]

[he has to let go of scara's hand to tap in but now he's back looking stupid with his panda arm,]

I hope I made it funny -- five -- for ya.

[ontrend]

No kidding!

[outsidebones]

[help i had to screenshot my four opening drinks because they were so lucky. newbie's shot is first and when she tastes it she will flash a smile at kon and lavi in the peanut gallery. then next is nectar. depression cleared. crops watered. the next shot turns her into a human. finally, she does one last shot and as she makes her base pyramid, gives alex a confident bark. being satan is extremely attractive, after all.]

...Ah, that one. Yes, he's a loathsome man, isn't he?

[unfortunately, she rolls a [1d20 + 7] Roll: [10] Result: 17 failure as she starts on the second row. the shot she takes is bazooka bubblegum, and as she turns into a cartoon kitty cat, she fumbles the first shotglass.]

[bxkautx]

Just try and have fun!

[ hella

16, 6, 6, and 3. alex manages to get all four of her bottom row laid out. but that last one is janky. it's fine. that's a problem for later alex.

also she has cat ears now? and she has had a nutshot so she is very energetic and kind of. bouncing on her heels. come on come on come on come on!!! and nothing tastes good anymore. and she is clumsy so i

suppose i will reckon with that in her next rolls. ]

[onlythans]

[Excellent, and because modchat said we could double up & etc. for the sake of time and efficacy, I figured I'd make it easy on Cola and preroll Thancred's entire game. He will clear his board in eight turns, so if Satan can do it faster, she wins; if not, he will.

Also I rolled Nutshot for his first drink so that's going to explain why he's failing the first two — being uncontrollably energized isn't great for fine motor control.]

[forefall]

[ HELP

she bursts into giggles. ]

[psynchronise]

[ live your best life out of pure spite. it's the only way. ]

[reignite]

[ FIVE ]

[bookpapers]

[GETS BLASTED

POPS ON UP LIKE A DAISY BC HE DRANK A NUTSHOT SO HE'S ON A HIGH]

The drink made me this way!!!

[bxkautx]

Sure.

[ alex flips a coin! and it is tails! so she gives d.va a little bow! ]

Take your best shot.

[nascens]

[are we not all just legos crammed into the nose of life]

[greatvalue]

I don't know. Because she's Satan, literal ruler of hell? I thought she could just use her... Satan magic, or whatever.

[no.

at least. she's no longer in love with marshall.]

[engineers]

Oh - [ there that goes ]

Casualty in the peanut gallery...

[hardrocklife]

[well... Team Zel & Lavi seems to have worked out despite everyone's asses, so it's time for Zelgadis to chill in the spectator zone and watch the others go.]

[twinsolent]

No because it's still happening...

[astika]

That's no excuse.